A introduction into why reading American Psycho has ruined the way I write

Friday, 16 November 2018

A introduction into why reading American Psycho has ruined the way I write




If people saw my social media: Black hair, massive boobs and retweets some absolutely hilarious stuff on twitter. She is just as hilarious in real life. All of her usernames are of her introducing herself on Japanese, not sure why but at least her Facebook has her full name (that would be really embarrassing). She must have loved Japan. She posts just the right amount of selfies, she must be confident without being arrogant. 

I believe that social media is not only showing what you WANT people to see, but it shows what you’ve really been trying to hide or what you really haven't expressed at all. I guess this blog is drawing that fine line between social media and the professional art of writing. I for one would like to express myself as the latter when really I am just your typical young adult saturating the internet with just another cute little blog (real life peace sign). Being the most indecisive person in the entirety of human existence leads me to tell you that I have no idea what the hell I'm writing. I can't even decide what to wear to a one hour uni lecture let alone the tone of my blog. 

That was a hefty paragraph I do apologise. Just reading back over it I can see that I'm writing with too much formality. Because, isn't a blog informal? Hi I'm _____ and I have a tendency to back track anything I say. For now, I'll blame it on the fact that I am a Libra and that one of my traits is to people please. One thing you'll learn about me is that I am obsessed with star signs and I definitely believe it is down to the trauma of my last break up, when I processed our sudden downfall as an incompatibility between our signs (he was a Cancer btw not that anyone really cares). 

What makes this even weirder is that I am literally just typing away into the void of the internet. I hope one unlucky blighter takes a fancy at this. Wtf, who even uses the word blighter anymore. 

I feel like I'm splurging my brain out through a stream of consciousness. I am a good writer I swear!

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